Andre

*insert trumpet malfunctions*

Hey, you know Andre?
Yeah, he's in the school band, his trumpet skills aren't that good.

by Quaxelia April 30, 2024

Andres

Male who’s chin has doubled in size from being a la mar for a month.

Andres vino de la mar with a double chin.

by Monstaville January 25, 2022

Andre

A Hero in every regard. A Legend of the utmost respect.

Andre the Rooster died protecting his family and friends from the raccoon.

by ChroniclerGuides February 2, 2022

Andres

He has a huge schlong and is so sexy he gets all da bitches on his dick

damn Andres is here we might as well leave there ain’t gonna be anymore pussy left

by sibsg November 21, 2021

Andre

• hot
• funny
• pretentious
• has good taste in music, films and literature
• has a fat ass and monster cock
• submissive and breedable

Wow I want to fuck Andre so bad, he is so hot.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Andre

(White Andre) Big nose mothafuka, drip with no looks. Usually drives a badass trail blazer. Devotes his life and employee to to McDonald’s. Would rather make friends than enemies. Could fuck but holds out for right girl.

Your a fucking bitch Andre

by Andre2105 August 5, 2021

Andre

The greatest inspiration that I ever known. People treat him like garbage and he still found ways to make that money. Women wish they can have him and men wish they be friends with him. He's too pure for the caca!!

Guy 1: I heard Doris still talking to Andre.
Guy 2: She doesn't like him though.

Guy 1: Yeah. He rather feed the hungry, homeless people than being heartbroken.
Guy 2: He's the best! As usual...

by ZaddyShango April 13, 2021