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alyssa

a stinky fat poo who loves uk drill, chilliit, and carlton
john: Hey whats alyssa like?

bob: Shes a stinky fat poo thats inlove with carlton, uk drill, and chillinit
by ilikeyourmumgarglingonmyc0ck February 20, 2022
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Alyssa<33

Alyssa is a super cool chick that is super duper funny, nice, and she's a really big silly goose, she's really random sometimes and it's always tons and tons of fun to be around her, I lava my little Alyssa goose🫶🫶🫶
Camille: alyssas a fucking freak man!
Maryly: ya ik-
Alyssa<33: *cuts of maryly* DAMN RIGHT I AM GRAHHHHHHH POW POW POW
by Milawashere3 July 17, 2023
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alyssa

the ugliest bitch ive ever fucking seen, ghetto hoe with red crusty fucked up hair, piercings aint for everyone ho.
by skinnyqurens548 April 20, 2024
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Alyssa

OooO damn there goes alyssa
by Skdkudhe July 22, 2019
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Alyssa

Generally brown eyed, amazing in every aspect, her laughter is so contagious and she is the one person you will actually, without a doubt, miss. She is the most gentle person, but at times wild in a good way. She is probably the funniest and most exciting girl you will ever meet. Sometimes she doesn’t understand how amazing she really is and will underestimate herself. She is also beautiful, one of the most prettiest of friend groups (in this aspect she doubts herself).
Alyssa I miss u ;) if u ever read this
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Alyssa

Alyssa is nasty and a low life that would bang anything walking and does not respect her mom because she’s a very filthy girl
Alyssa is gross
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Alyssa

Karl loves Alyssa so so much, and Alyssa is perfect
by Misttieu June 5, 2022
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