The Act Right

Noun: A gun, most commonly a semiautomatic handgun.

Synonyms: Chopper, Iron, Gat, Strap.

Available in calibers from .17HMR - .50AE

Most typically, choice in caliber directly corresponds to amount of compensation for penis size. (See also: Micropenis)

The Act Right: A gun.

People start running their mouth and talking wreckless, but once I jerk that pistol and get ready to do work they all the sudden wanna act right.

by ItsNotCalledFreebreeze January 21, 2019

Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy

Literally Donald Trump.

A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh

by XdXd123 February 4, 2017

Official Act

A magical incantation granting someone total immunity from all consequences and accountability under the law.

"Hush money? What hush money. That was an official act."

by Stradigos July 1, 2024

Freedom act

When a Male ejaculates on partners face punches them in the nose and chokes them turning thier face blue.

I gave my girl the freedom act last night.

by Beastdaddy69 February 1, 2019

fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.

Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.

by Bad Momma September 15, 2011

To Act Florida

Behave like a despicable nimrod.

After his vasectomy, I kinda expected him to act Florida for a while.

by blitzchap August 6, 2020

superfluous acts of redrafting

the fine art of being oral in society

superfluous acts of redrafting is useful

by Janet Shue December 14, 2008