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Asian Suntan

When a person doesn't go outside for an excessive period of time, normally sitting in their basement and playing video games or watching TV, and they turn white for lack of sun.
Yeah I know, I've been playing World of Warcraft all month and I got the asian suntan!
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Asian fixation

Pronounced sexual preference for persons of Asian ethnicity. All other humans are considered unworthy of potential romantic/sexual consideration.
Hong Kong is rampant with Western men happily immersed in their Asian fixation.

If I had known she had an Asian fixation I wouldn't have bothered to buy her a drink.
by vindude August 7, 2011
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Asian Hand Warmer

Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).

This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
by Gordonite April 8, 2012
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asian voodoo

an act where an Asian pulls off eastern black magic in the name of honor
I would've won the sword fight, but Jace used his Asian voodoo to win.
by codeman9028 May 14, 2014
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asian grading

A- average

B- Disappointing

C- Shameful
D- Deep Shit
F- Get the Fuck out of my House
Chinglong got a D his parents are going to give him deep shit because of Asian grading
by Masterrade December 26, 2015
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asian rod

The act of pooping in a condom , freezing it then using as a Phallus. For most satisfaction allow the Asian rod to slightly defrost so it crumbles upon entry
would you like to see my asian rod?
Bend over and take my asian rod !!!
What is an asian rod?
sit on my asian rod!
by bollackfuckcunttwat April 23, 2018
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asian middle finger

Raising only your pinkie to swear at someone
Jeremy: Some Asian was yelling at me in the streets, so I gave her the Asian middle finger
by Blargle33 May 8, 2019
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