Wiki Addict

Someone who can't live without wikipedia. will most likely have wikipedia as their home page, and in extreme cases may have the wikipedia home page as their desktop background. They can spend anywhere up to 500 plus days on wikipedia without the need for food, after which they wikipedia 'Food' to make them eat again. These addict's usually are male and have the name JOSH. and if anyone dis's wikipedia they will choke them to death. If these addict's dont fullfil their daily wikipedia requirements they can end up in a wikipedia induced coma, which may result in death. An easy way to know if someone is a wiki addict, they usually know everthing and start "nerdjacking"!, only because they wiki everything

Metro 2033 is awesome!!!!!!

Josh, you havent even played it before, you have just wikied it.

NNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!WIKIPEDIA

You Wiki addict!

by GLITCHYFANBOY June 28, 2011

Gas Addict

A person who loves anything that has a motor and runs on gas.

My boyfriend is such a Gas Addict ! He is always watching motorsports on t.v. and wants to take me muddin' on the weekends. For his birthday I am going to buy him a Gas Addict t-shirt to make it official!

by Gas Addict #1 June 30, 2011

addiction to lurking

To repeatidly look someone or something up on a website, such as Facebook.

Frank: I saw you broke up with your boyfriend?
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant

by fsunoles August 31, 2011

Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.

Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.

by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021

Zyn Addict

Someone that begs for your fresh tinny of zynie

Elijah keeps begging for Marcus’s new tinny tin Zyn upper echocardiogram gum pilly for mathematic class , he’s begging a real Zyn addict

by tmac25 May 17, 2023

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

baby platypus addiction

im right there is such a thing mwa hahahahahahaha

defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction

by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023