God

Usually someone who has read hair or Asian

“Oh my god! It’s God”
“That’s Aryeh bro”

by God Duck March 2, 2022

God

Someone who doesn't exist

I'm atheist I don't belive in god

by Mister Chuckels June 20, 2017

God

Me

God = me

by Twins_bob May 9, 2021

God

Someone who people say created the world with no evidence and they say faith when faith is believing in something without evidence long story short he's santa Claus and we all know Santa Claus is real

Man 1: god is real you just have to have faith
Man 2: nigga shut your bitch ass up I bet u still believe in the tooth fairy

by THE ALMIGHTY IDIOT October 21, 2017

God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

God

Doesn’t exist lol

That god guy is not real lol

by The fence November 15, 2019

God

Modern Definition) The "all powerful" person in the sky you blame when something bad happens to you and thank when something good happens to you.

Extremist Definition) The person who created the world and controls the laws of physics. You will go to hell if you defy him so if he asks you to fly a plane into a building, do so or you will be punished in the afterlife.

Atheist Definition) The imaginary figure who was created by man to explain things man didn't understand and continuously revised to not look obsolete in the face of science. This figure is given credit for natural disasters, good rain, and the work of men.

Doctor: I have good news, after 36 hours of surgery with a team of 5 doctors, we were able to save your baby's life. Our doctors were called back from their vacation so you should...

Mother: Thank the Lord!

Doctor: Um, maybe you should thank the...

Mother: Oh God! I am so grateful for your mercy, I will pray to you everyday!

by MOMOSAKE July 31, 2016