the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.
Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.
by Nay-Nay Jay October 06, 2017
by ganjagrace February 24, 2021
Large area of pubic hair located amongst ones sack. The hair is particularly long and freshly perm pressed.
by Sackforestman December 24, 2016
by Mapitout March 29, 2016
by DOGE_69 April 04, 2015
Sand Forest Theory is a theory that was founded by Irving Aguilera when living in North San Diego. Constant trips to nature that were around the city of Fallbrook & Temecula led to him finding a National Park with Sand in it. The sand had sparkles and gold potential. Upon further inspection Irving came to the conclusion the sand got to the California hills via a catastrophic event known as Pole Shift.
by Knitty March 05, 2024
When you are having intense anal sex and she shits slimy green on your dick right as you cum on her.
Rick Ross: I put molly in her champagne she ain’t even know it.
R Kelly: What happened next
Rick Ross: she woke up and gave me a Forest Green
R Kelly: What happened next
Rick Ross: she woke up and gave me a Forest Green
by BOBO1217365 May 05, 2021