Buddy fucker

The friend that puts you in shitty situations
Principle: WHO GRAFFITIED the school's walls
Matt: it was joesph
Joseph: it was him I didn't do a single thing
Principle: both of you are responsible and you will be punished

Joesph: Matt you're a buddy fucker
by Phantom spectre August 01, 2017
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Yeah Buddy

Yeah Buddy means it’s lit or your excited to do something. It also means yolo, like whatever let’s do it.
Yo, are we hitting the clubs tonight?
Yeah Buddy!
by glock0gan5 September 18, 2021
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Speed Buddies

1. When you drive down a highway behind another car for a fair amount of time but feel no need to overtake it, because your speed match almost perfectly.
2. When you swim in a pool, behind or ahead another random person and neither of you feel the need to overtake one another throughout the entire session.
1. Oh damn, my speed buddy just turned away. It was rather comfortable to drive behind him. I guess now I'll have to watch my speedometer.
2. I really hope I'll find some speed buddies in the pool today, they always prevent me from resting on the edges.
by Elizabeth_Bathory August 16, 2009
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informer buddy

an automated law enforcement chat bot for instant messaging.
I think i'll Instant Message informer buddy and turn myself in for smoking marijuana.
by Smokey McBongrip January 19, 2008
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Buddy Paradox

Men who call everyone "Buddy" seldom develop close friendships, especially with other men. "Buddy" is actually a smokescreen for their anti-social nature. If they keep calling you "buddy," they aren't your buddy.
I thought he might become my friend, but he was just another guy with a buddy paradox.
by Enrealment March 20, 2023
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kissing buddies

its were you straddle your best friend and make out with them and then talk about cheese cake or some crazy random shit like that
Me and Adma are kissing buddies

Skyward: you have a boyfriend
Me: I know kissing BUDDIES!!!!!
by dani duck February 19, 2016
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Chill Buddy

Sometimes you just want to have a friend to chill with. You'll hang out, enjoy each others company, but without being together.
Dude 1: Hey, is that your new girlfriend?
Dude 2: Nah, it's just my chill buddy...
Dude 1: But you we making out yesterday.
Dude 2: That's okay, it's more like chilled making out...
by seb85 February 29, 2016
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