Benjamin

A fat but short guy usually at the age of 13 that is a cock sucker who likes men, snorts crack, does not like to follow orders, stays up late, and does not go outside

Dad- Benjamin can you go take out the trash you have been in this house 24 hours of the day and your room is starting to smell like shit.
Benjamin- NO DAD TAKE IT OUT YOUSELF YOU BITCH IM TRYING TO WIN.

by jayz8z8 June 20, 2022

Benjamin

Benjamin is another word for sped or autism. Benjamin is a person who follows you around but no one likes them. He refuses to leave you alone and his dick is the size of your fingernail.

Someone: Benjamin go away no one fucking likes you sped ass
Benjamin: I don’t care

by Dumb ben April 29, 2022

Benjamin Shanklin

A Benjamin Franklin fond of impaling others with small, improvised bladed weapons.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Shanklin? That boy done shanked me up good!"

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin

the guy with the big dick

damn that benjamins got a big dick

by jibbajabbalabba December 28, 2020

benjamin brener

A wannabe youtuber who lies about having a ps4. But is pretty bad ass

A benjamin brener is a wannabe syndacite or Ali-A, also he lies about everything. But he is quite badass in his ways

by bob7894561230 November 19, 2013

Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.

Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.

by twixsmoker April 4, 2025

Benjamin

10 inch cock

person1: I slept with him last night, his cock was massave

person2: its benjamin what do you expect

by Duxmarster November 13, 2022