African Sky Soccer

The new and less improved version of a game formerly known as basketball

"Hey did you catch that game of african sky soccer last night?"

"Yeah, Kobe and Wade really battled it out like those Somali pirates and the US Navy"

by Big Ole March 12, 2009

Soccer Girl Theory

A past association with a subset of women who took part in an activity or series of activities resulting in a more than average attractive woman. Typically referring to athletic or toned figures.

Named after soccer girls because that was the first example given for this association.

Ethan: I think that Jessica is attractive.

Jay: She played sports in college and was varsity.

Scott: That makes sense then that she is attractive due to the Soccer Girl Theory.

by megapixel2000 March 30, 2009

soccer kid

basically a soccer kid is one if the most annoying peices of shits that exist on planet earth. they usually speak spanish and curse you out with their other annoying soccer friends

Soccer Kid: Juan mira este gringo!! ja ja ja!!
literally anyone: HOW BOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP COZ NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOU PLAY SOCCER DUMB PEICE OF SHIT

by i will eat you for clout March 05, 2022

National Soccer Day

July 28th is national soccer day. So go play some soccer and have some fun!

Its national soccer day!

by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020

socialite soccer mom

Usually a mother of a child/children who finds time to attend, or chair society or political functions, charity or Parent Teacher Association events, in conjunction with helping to raise her children.

Mary is quite well known in the local community as a bona- fide socialite soccer mom.

by hampton's gal November 09, 2007

Dutch Soccer Scarf

The scar left around one's neck when they are found dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

"I'm intrigued, but I don't think I'm quite ready to try a Dutch Soccer Scarf."

Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"

Milt's Coroner: "No."

Sex

Suicide

Suicidal Sex

A-Rod's post-season record'

by Pseudo-Tairy November 01, 2009

Ronaldinho Soccer 64

there's no explanation, only Ronaldinho Soccer

Person 1: ayo bro have u heard tha-
*Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 intro starts*
Person 2: oh fuck not again

by Mika, the harbinger of chaos May 09, 2020