Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Nine-Side

The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.

Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"

by TheMan1211 January 14, 2011

Titsty nine

When two girls simultaneously suck on each others tits by getting into an offset 69 position.

When I mess around with another girl, I prefer to start out with titsty nine, then slide down into sixty nine.

by Licalatapus September 07, 2022

The back nine

(AU/NZ) When you sink 9 cones in a row.

Hey bro, do you reckon we could finish the back nine?

by June 26, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Doctor Sparta's Ibiza To Brooklyn Nine-Nine's (B99) windbreaker City<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Doctor Sparta's Ibiza To Brooklyn Nine-Nine's (B99) windbreaker City<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Doctor Sparta's Ibiza To Brooklyn Nine-Nine's (B99) windbreaker City<.7.9.7.6>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 22, 2025

eight eyed sixty nine

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas

patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine

by sack o' potatoes May 25, 2011

nine and dine

Work nine hours and dine / kind of like eight and skate

you working 12 today . .nope nine and dine ..

by ct40rod February 22, 2017