Ben

Ben is not an intelligent person, he can just about count to 10, they are all cretins.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Ben?
Guy 2: No? what happened?
Guy 1: He got moved to a school for special children because he couldn't count to 7
Guy 2: WHAT A CRETIN

by MoistPaperPlates February 1, 2019

ben

a kageyama fanboy who sucks genitals for his own pleasure

fuck ben m8

by RealKageyama April 20, 2017

Ben

Mediocre in every regard - generally seen as slightly worse than anyone named Felix.

Unimpressive.

Girl 1: "Hey I'm dating that Ben guy"
Girl 2: "Well that's underwhelming. I've landed myself a Felix"
Girl 1: "Lucky!"

by theinfernoi September 10, 2019

Ben

Ben is the guy you want by your side in every situation. He is warm, strong but tender, loving, inspiring and an annoying CUNT!!!

But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.

(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?

(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.

(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.

by shlongmeister April 5, 2019

Ben

One who puts poop on his hands and proceeds to lick it off of his hands sensually while on FaceTime with the boys

Ben licks poopy hands

by Ben Eats Poop March 20, 2019

Ben

A stupid kid who thinks he’s Finn and pays his girl friend to like him

Ben is not funny

by Mrstealyourgirl26 June 17, 2019

Ben

Trying desperately to acquire a relationship with one of your friend's Exes, but failing miserably in the end.

Friend 1: What the fuck dude! Why you tryna Ben me?!
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct

by Pizza King August 30, 2018