Blunt Barbie

Bad bitch who smokes ganja and don't need no man

Guy 1: Damn (blank) is fine after
Guy 2: an she's a blunt Barbie

by Bubble tea teet June 23, 2018

golf barbie

A gorgeous female that is likely being hit on by her coworkers without her knowing. This person typically has a sense of fashion too good for her office environment.

Yoo look at that golf barbie next to the organic aisle! She gotta be packing bens!

by WassupBrownie June 5, 2019

Barbie

A teresa

A Teresa barbie is not yet plastic but will she ever be because Barbie's dreams are supposed to be fulfilled

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Barbie Dog

A dog that (sometimes begrudgingly or reluctantly) allows its person to dress him or her in sweaters, costumes, footwear, and other apparel. Similar to playing with a Barbie Doll. Usually a purse dog or Chihuahua.

"My mom just got a new holiday sweater for her Barbie Dog. She can't wait to dress him in it for the party."

by EmpanadaMama November 29, 2012

barbie crotch

When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.

I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.

by q359 July 24, 2023

Barbie Crotch

When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.

"Girl the guy I hooked up with had a Barbie crotch like it was so small!"

by riggamorrris July 30, 2017

barbie house

when someone considered to be rich af is trying to fuck you over small amount of money (especially rappers when they don’t wanna pay producers for beats)

meme_wlk “I can’t pay you for that beat I just bought my daughter a barbie house”

by gucciwater361 May 7, 2020