by ur mom is my slave October 25, 2022

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024

A road in Michigan; 26 miles away from the Detroit river. When detroiters hear stories about what happens there they cannot believe it.
1: damn they robbed my ass for a oz of orange Kush in a subdivision off 26 mile
2: be glad they didn't frame your ass you know damn well that's the hood
2: be glad they didn't frame your ass you know damn well that's the hood
by Overthere586 February 5, 2023

by Me on yo mom 69 November 25, 2019

National date your best friend day in case you missed the 23, and they can’t reject or they are not a true friend. From here until New Years you have to date your best friend even if it’s the same gender. Have fun with it and do some couple shit
by RetardedMouse December 23, 2020

National call Shane a pussy day.
A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
Boy: hey Shane your a pussy.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
by Lord SKRAPPYASS October 21, 2019

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome
Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day
by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019
