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October 26

A: *french kisses my crush*
B: Ayo??

A: Its October 26.
B: Oh yeah. Wanna fuck?
by ur mom is my slave October 25, 2022
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dreams at 3:26 am

A phrase meaning "The most unrealistic dreams ever" and usually related to territorial disputes.
Indian person: Kashmir is Indian
Pakistani person: In your dreams at 3:26 AM
by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024
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26 mile

A road in Michigan; 26 miles away from the Detroit river. When detroiters hear stories about what happens there they cannot believe it.
1: damn they robbed my ass for a oz of orange Kush in a subdivision off 26 mile
2: be glad they didn't frame your ass you know damn well that's the hood
by Overthere586 February 5, 2023
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November 26

Why are u kissing me

It’s national kiss ur girl day

November 26
by Me on yo mom 69 November 25, 2019
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December 26

National date your best friend day in case you missed the 23, and they can’t reject or they are not a true friend. From here until New Years you have to date your best friend even if it’s the same gender. Have fun with it and do some couple shit
Me: Date me it’s December 26 because we missed the 23rd
You:ok
by RetardedMouse December 23, 2020
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October 26

National call Shane a pussy day.

A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
Boy: hey Shane your a pussy.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.
by Lord SKRAPPYASS October 21, 2019
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October 26

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome
Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day
by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019
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