7-11

7-11 is named 7-11 because it's open 7 hours a day, 11 days a week.

Guy 1: "bro, 7-11 is such a good store, but why is named that?"
Guy 2: "It's because it's open 7 hours a day, 11 days a week."

by Jsadd June 14, 2021

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Here comes the aeroplane...

Person 1: Here comes the aeroplane...
Person 2: But there are two towers in the way!
Person 1: Don't worry, Osama will save us all!
9/11

by zrrkkzz July 25, 2018

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9/11 AKA september 11 2001, is the day where I, a muslim, accidentally crashed a plane into the twin towers. I was bad at my job. Somehow I survived but people hate me now.

Me: Bro I crashed a plane back in 2001
Person: AAAAA! A MUSLIM! "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"
Me: 9/11 was an accident man! Im sorry
Person: TERRORIST!!!!

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 27, 2023

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where a building crashes into a plane

9/11 is wak

by hxnzzibsg8dbxshb xuybas dygw 8 December 29, 2019

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The day in 2001. Wherein a series of terrorist attacks, under Al-Qaeda were carried out in the USA. Killing thousands.
National holiday in Saudi Arabia.

‘Ahmed, remember 9/11?’
‘Yeah Amir, can’t wait for it this year’

-2 Saudis

by 0160manneh January 02, 2020

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