3 1/2 inch floppy

a disk for getting stuff from 1 pc to another 1.
but mostly used in jokes.

(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!

by memememememememememememe May 4, 2006

3 holes and a habit

The only thing a stripper ever has to offer when you date her. (The 3 holes constitute her mouth, pussy and ass.....and the habit is usually a meth habit). Other than that she will never have shit in her life and is going absolutely nowhere.

This pole dancer at the strip club wanted to get with me, so I asked her what she was bringing to the table and she said the only thing she had to offer was 3 holes and a habit.

by Sugar.Hill October 16, 2008

3-D Glasses Whore

Someone who puts pictures of themselves on the internet with them wearing those cheap, plastic 3-D glasses from the theaters.

"Did you see Becky's new default on MySpace? She's wearing those awesome 3-D glasses from when we saw that movie!"

"OMG she's such a 3-D glasses whore!!"

by BurningCouches December 20, 2009

3 guys 1 hammer

A viral video in which a man is killed with a hammer in yellow plastic bag , has his eyes poked out and stabbed repeatedly with a screwdriver.

Guy 1: Did you watch that 3 guys 1 hammer video?

Guy 2: ya man it was brutal.

by mrfleshwound August 3, 2009

3-minute passion

A Chinese saying which refers to a person having a limited passion or a passion that doesn't last long toward something/someone that he/she liked/loved/had passion about.

A: I would like to learn piano therefore I will need to buy one.
B: Oh, I suggest that you think carefully before you buy one as you are always a '3-minute passion' person.

by Chocolate_Sugar April 13, 2014

3 Car Garage

A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex

Me: "Where can I park it?"
Gayle: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"

by Michael S King June 14, 2008

3 day weekend!

Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.

"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."

"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"

by gruvinci June 22, 2006