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Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested
Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what
by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025
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squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game
by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020
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Squid Tank

A group of people consisting of all females and one male.
Hans, do you have extra dick pills, it's a squid tank in here!
by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022
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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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Squid

Person 1: awwww look at that cute octupus!
Person 2: Thats not an Octupus thats a squid! It’s totally wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: my bad your right
by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 3, 2021
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Squid

yall seen larry? that nigga actually a squid
by John Quillll April 22, 2025
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Squid Taco

Me: "Hey squid"

Squid Taco: "hey man"
by pikcled January 20, 2023
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