When a women from the south is giving a man a hand job but after time starts to get bad and sloppy resulting in a good beating or slap from the man.
by thesouthwillrise July 19, 2016

When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure
by Garth69420 August 12, 2021

a widely looked at lifestyle magazine aimed at readers in the Southern United States featuring recipes, house plans, garden plans, information on soil erosion, and information about Southern culture and travel.
n 2001, Southern Progress Corporation started a party-plan direct marketing company called Southern Living at Home.6 The products available at the parties include exclusive lines of home accessories and dishware seen in or inspired by Southern Living as well the various books and magazines produced by the company.
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

When a cooked corn cob, slathered in butter is used to pleasure a woman vaginally, and is followed by cunnilingus. The corn cob is usually devpured post coitus.
1.) My girlfriend suggested we try "The Southern Meal" it was surprisingly delicious.
2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."
2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."
by Your_demis3 July 28, 2015

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

OOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIT!
Hym "DESTINY AND LAUREN SOUTHERN DMS JUST LEAKED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE LAUREN SOUTHERN DRAMA ENSUES! COULD IT BE!? ANOTHER POOR YOUTUBE GURL DEFRAUDED BY A SERIAL RAPIST PRETENDING TO BE ME!? OH NO!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2024

A party trick which consists of holding a lighter up to your ass while farting, which emits a flame causing you to to spontaneously cumbust.
by CHALKWALKER May 11, 2024
