Greasy Palmer

Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.

Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!

by sixflags5r July 9, 2010

Greasy collar

The collection of filth that builds up around your neck whilst you 'toss a salad' that is above you. Namely feces and saliva, other ingredients are common so the viscosity varies.

Frank has a greasy collar stain on his shirt. Didn't he just get a massage?

by Flint2O July 18, 2016

Greasy Meat Fingers

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

by BKees April 17, 2015

Greasy

The act of doing something wild and baffling, such as taking 10 dab rips while receiving oral sex, or smoking a wet menthol and butt chugging a Busch Light.

“Alex shoots porn while enjoying a nice dab and partaking in a bit of day drinking, what a greasy bastard.”

by LSDemonKid June 22, 2018

Greasy Borger

A fat greasy fuck who lives in his asshole and jerks to himself using the snap chat girl filter.

Person 1:Hello and welcome to Denny's what would you like
Person 2: I want a number 69 GREASY BORGER please
Person 1: Cumming right up
Person 2: "ENGULF"

by Afesadgfsetudtguiethbs June 3, 2019

greasy pow

Giving someone a greasy handshake, whether it is from nervousness or straight from hardwork.

Marquis walked about Rashell and gently gave her a greasy pow and he then turned around embarrased.

by Bailey R. March 3, 2007

Euro Greasy

Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating more than Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 14, 2010