Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
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Monkey's Memes

A discord server containing many nerds with either no life or are a weeb. The owner of the server is transgender and the moderators are pretty chill.
Hey have you joined the server, Monkey's Memes? Its pretty gay
by Tubbie November 23, 2021
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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 18, 2022
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Monkey tongue

Jamal: Bruh we bussin’ and shiet no cap
Jonathan: Mate stop talking in monkey tongue
by Zion1890 June 29, 2022
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Monkey Alchemist

A monkey in Bloons TD 6 that throws acidulous potions at the Bloons, giving out a damage over time effect onto them but also has upgrades that can buff other towers, turn lead bloons into gold and much more.
"I only use the Monkey Alchemist to buff my monkeys specifically, mainly Perma-Brew for lategame and Cookie Monster isn't a good ability for Alchemist Monkey since it can't handle Zoh My Gods very well."
by Otheruser325 January 16, 2023
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grease monkey

"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"
by Anal_lube_and_rice December 04, 2024
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