pussy watch man

Unknown animal:
looks like a camel
stinks like a sheep

omg what a pussy!

by A fucking retard December 1, 2003

National Eat Pussy Day

National Eat Pussy Day is on June 24th. People celebrate by eating girls out.

Forest: "I'm going to Christina's house tomorrow."

Emily: "To do what?"

Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"

by Mynameisntemilylolimfr June 22, 2016

higher than giraffe pussy

Sometimes abbreviated as "high as G.P.", this phrase can be used in general to describe anything that is very tall or high-positioned (physically). It is sometimes also used figuratively when describing being "high" (under the influence of a substance, i.e. marijuana).

Man, I'm not getting up on that ladder. That thing is as high as G.P.

Dude, how much of that sh*t did you smoke. **I don't know man, but I'm higher than giraffe pussy...**

by LMSeattle May 25, 2010

Fuck her right in the pussy

Random command, usually uttered when it is completely irrelevant to the subject at hand.

The command is most commonly associated with a Northern Kentucky man named Fred, who looks like Billy Bob Thornton and Ted Nugent's Unabomber grandfather; a man who likes to impart his terse wisdom during local news interviews about trainwrecks, no fucks given.

BILLY: Gee whiz, Dad. I hope that Obamacare doesn't cause our health insurance premiums to go up!
DAD: Fuck her right in the pussy!

NEWS REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us more about the oil spill you witnessed?
JOE SIXPACK: I sure can! I was sitting on my front porch and fuck her right in the pussy!

WIFE: The Carters are having a barbecue on Saturday. Should we make potato salad or macaroni salad?
HUSBAND: Fuck her right in the pussy!

by Rainer Rose June 14, 2014

Is there anything better than pussy

Yes a really good book

Is there anything better than pussy, yes a really good book. Rip vine

by Flame2125 January 22, 2018

dick to pussy ratio

When your hanging out with a group of guys and girls theres only a certain few ratios you can have. so for example if theres 1 guy the most girls you can have is 2 because its doubled so if you have 2 guys the most girls you can have is 4.

Guy: hey can you hang this weekend
Girl: yea what about you and my 2 friends
Guy: nah the dick to pussy ratio is off

by SWAGGMONEY June 22, 2014

where's the pussy / hole

question asked when trying to find leviathin

Where's the pussy / hole leviathin? Do I need directions to find him or will my gps know the way?

by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022