victors penis

Something that is so microscopic you can’t even see it.
Aaron totally has victors penis”
by Maddie4568 October 22, 2022
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Fortitudinal Penis-ramming

Strength, or fortitude, within the penis region that is then utilized to take the lucky lady to plow town via the ramming. Usually refers to the ultimate air-to-air victory over some Chinaman or Russian pussy, but in this case, it's purely sexual in nature. It's derived from fighter pilot lingo and usually helps to assert dominance in a room full of nonners.
"Marilyn Monroe was the recipient of many a Fortitudinal Penis-ramming from some lucky fighter pilots because she was unable to resist the charisma and musk of such greatness. Especially pilots of the Attack genus."
by Jewcy McJiblets January 04, 2025
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Penis Heresy

Any word or phrase spoken against the one and only true lord’s Genitalia.
Father mark, you are sentenced to a game of dick-blade for penis heresy!”
by Codedher December 25, 2019
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vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7
"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"
by kazzysbf March 14, 2021
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PENIS GRIGIO

Penis Grigio. A term that describes the behavior of people well under the influence of a few glasses of vino. Very popular with mums on a night out in Pizza express, or hen do-ers.
Stop acting like a complete Penis Grigio Sandra. Wunt mind but yerv only (hic) had two bottles put yer knickers back on.
by Working Class Intellectual September 08, 2016
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Penis Constant

The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"
Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!
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