nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.

She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.

by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023

poop nut

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.

*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut

by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023

McMuffin Nut

When you nut in a bitch right after eating a McMuffin

It was a McMuffin Nut

by jPinguino777 September 20, 2023

DEEZ NUTS

SUCK ON DEES NUTS

I ENJOY SUCKING ON DEEZ NUTS

by Ped O’Phyl September 21, 2023

Nostalgia Nut

When you remember a chick when she was younger and she was hotter but you bust a nut to that feeling.

Hey Joseph, I just had a nostalgia Nut to arial
Damn, same!

by GenerousWombat83 September 25, 2023

Tall-nut

(Verb) The act of cumming really hard and then your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband tugs on your penis, so you jump up tall, looking like a Tall-Nut from Plants Vs. Zombies, and lots of semen bellows out of your cock, but not enough to kill you from over sperm production.

Get a load of that Tall-nut loving, weirdo!

by The Boxers Enjoyer September 26, 2023

nut yuppie

1. someone who is pretentious about nuts

2. someone who likes testicles

“That guy who would only eat black walnuts rather than English walnuts was a total nut yuppie.”

by casual nut enjoyer September 28, 2023