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Hot Pocket

When you wrap a girls face in saran wrap and then proceed to take a dump on her face. This steams up the inside of the plastic and prevents her from seeing.
When Mary was looking the other way, I grabbed the saran wrap, covered her face, threw her to the ground, and proceeded to give her a hot pocket while I held her arms down. She ran around the room like a chicken with its head cut off for 5 minutes.
by CherynobyleKid June 2, 2009
mugGet the Hot Pocketmug.

hot-bagged lunch

while having sex, place plastic wrap over ones mouth, proceed to drop the kids off into the newly made mouth pool, then when you are cumming, drop the bag into their mouth and shower their face. mmmm.
leanne neglected to do the dishes again, so tonight she's getting a hot-bagged lunch.
by f;lkjsdf January 2, 2008
mugGet the hot-bagged lunchmug.

drop it like it's hot

Pretty self explainitory!
Dude 1: I accidentally spilt my cup of coffee and dropped like its hot!
Dude 2: Your'e a fucking idiot!, of course it was hot... moron.
by say woot May 30, 2005
mugGet the drop it like it's hotmug.

vienna hot plate

A sex act, involving two people, where one person lies prone with a glass pie plate over their face and the other deficates onto the pie plate.
Did you see the German porn flick where that girl took a Vienna Hot Plate??
by d-townLBC May 19, 2006
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Australian Hot Pocket

The act of shiting in a girls vagina and than fucking it clean.
OMG i just experianced an Australian Hot Pocket it was so HOT
by Bedrocka101 May 28, 2009
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Hot Fudge Sundae

Blow a huge load in someones mouth(have them keep it there) and then shit in their mouth(better if the shit is runny) once this lovely combination is brewed up in someones mouth procede to fully tounge kiss them and you can both enjoy your hot fudge sundae
yo bitch open your mouth so we can both get some of my home-made hot fudge sundae
by mac 'n cheese March 25, 2011
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Louisiana Hot Pocket

To shit into a womans ass for lubrication.
I hope that bitch is ready for a Louisiana Hot Pocket
by fallen424 January 6, 2008
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