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Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.
Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.
by Fischhead September 14, 2021
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monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys
ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“
by virxtuaI August 7, 2022
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gang monkey

what is a "gang monkey"?

The word ("Gang Monkey") was originally made from a game called ("Vrchat") on Steam made in 2014 as a chat application for virtual reality, created by Graham Gaylor and Jesse Joudrey.

Gang Monkey is two separate words including gang and monkey, gang are related as in Vrchat would make groups aka "gangs" and would do actions the same as trolls of a game, and monkeys are related as they act like animals, monkeys.

Throughout the years of Vrchat gang monkeys would adapt their trolling ways and go on to using in-game clients for what? You guessed it! For trolling purposes, there would first be exploiting the use of making avatars to lag or crash or heat your GPU or worse attempt blue screening your computer in some cases breaking your PC in some sort of way.

As EAC has been added to Vrchat gang monkeys have had a hard time trying to bypass EAC (Anti Cheat for Vrchat), so clients are not as common on Vrchat anymore but are still seen.

To describe who or what are gang monkeys, there are mostly trolls and do troll things for example, "Crashing" and starting arguments and being (normally) very racist, homophonic, and just shaming on whatever you are, stuff in your bio, for some gang monkeys do activities such as of "doxing", "swatting", "extorting", etc.

Not to say that on the other hand, some gang monkeys are not all bad, but for some users of Vrchat they are seen as annoying and cringe users who have nothing to do with their lives.
Alex: "What are them no life faggots again"?

Vrchatian: "The trolls of vrchat, gang monkey".
by DaddyHDK February 23, 2024
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Grease Monkey

A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.
“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
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Throat monkey

When your partner is laying on the bed, on their back, giving you head, and you go to deep. So they start beating on your legs to back up.
My chick was layin doin over the edge, and I went to deep in her. She starts beatin my legs like a throat monkey.
by spungladash December 17, 2023
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Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker
I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey
by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023
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Monkey

Idk. Some weird shit form Dragon Ball Z or somthing.
by Legendary.Mp5 April 21, 2021
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