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Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!
by C'est Logique July 22, 2011
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put the pussy on the chain wax

A nonsense phrase that one attempts to parlay into a popular expression. From the "Key and Peele" show.
"Yo, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"Say what?"

"I said, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"I think you just making stuff up, dog."
by Kit Marlowe December 18, 2013
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pussy feather

(n. & adj.) A tough man who acts tough and thinks people are intimidated by him. Often times picking fights. Can rarely by heard crying "Mommy!" and sucking on his thumb after a physical fight. Doing all these things while beign feminine.
Look at him, that kid is always acting like a pussy feather
by Boris Shpilevoy June 26, 2007
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First Pussy Syndrome(FPS)

A condition which occurs with young males after they've had their first sexual intercourse with a particular woman and they become overattached with their first pussy. The condition often comes with feelings of extreme desperation and thoughts that he will never find a better one. FPS is often assoctiated with denial of common sense. Other related symptomes are: crying over the phone, stalking the pussy on social networks, loss of all self respect, etc.
Man, he wouldn't let her go, I think he has First Pussy Syndrome(FPS).
by redmistx May 27, 2015
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Eat Dat Pussy 445

Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard to lewandowski that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
Eat dat pussy 445: its When Sex goes wrong and you cant feel your dick anymore. Its like 911.
by foreign hoez November 30, 2017
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push your pussy to the left

A way of telling someone to stop their bitching & take control of their life!
by Truetrue4747 June 2, 2016
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pussy watch man

Unknown animal:
looks like a camel
stinks like a sheep
by A fucking retard December 1, 2003
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