G.E.T high school

Wisconsin or Alabama? Who knows! Chances are half the school is related to the person you just slept with but who cares? You’ve slept with them all too. Where V cards work like debit cards and everyone’s scrambling for one last juul rip. As for sports, the only one worth your time is football (but let’s be honest, you’re only there for the two players who carry the team). And most importantly, remember, these hicks aren’t afraid to kick your ass with their farming boots.

Brian: Dude I slept with Lindsay and Maddy!
Jake: No way me too
Brian: Wait aren’t you all cousins?
Jake: Eh who cares, this is G.E.T high school. (yeehaw!)

by (get high) school November 19, 2019

White E.T.

Sick or hung over. Feeling like the lovable alien E.T. did when Elliot found him all pasty and white at the bottom of the river.

After the party last night, I woke up feeling like White E.T.

by Cardubo November 25, 2020

P.E.T.’s

The result of using substances to gain an advantage over their opponents.

Damn it!! How the hell does he keep beating me in every video game we play? I demand he gets checked for P.E.T.’s

by unDURYEAted December 26, 2020

M.E.T.Hist

Moron. evolving.through. history

Look there goes another M.E.T.Hist! Bah ha ha!

by Asherahprime January 25, 2021

N.E.T.S

Nipples erect through shirt..

“Dude check out those N.E.T.S”

by ogwwwyzzerdd January 14, 2022

n_e_t_w_o_r_k

n_e_t_w_o_r_k Is a horse girl

That barrel races and pole bends

Anyone: Hey n_e_t_w_o_r_k What you doing today

n_e_t_w_o_r_k; I got a lesson today sorry can’t hang i only hang out with horses

by wereneverhappy April 6, 2022

Julian E.T.

The name of someone who takes jokes and satire sentences way too serious.

Elijah: Kamala Harris is secretly a Russian spy trying to sabotage Trump.

Julian: Dude, your so annoying and stupid just shut the fuck up.

Elijah: Ok, Julian E.T.

by julianhatr69420 August 28, 2024