When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.
by Villainous March 24, 2023

When a bitch you fucking starts howling cause the cock to much to handle and then you shove a hamster in her ass.
by Daniel Larson community lovers May 21, 2022

a person who only fornicates black people
by professor anthony hidalgo August 11, 2008

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.
by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018

by Spelunkey Monkey July 12, 2021

by stootic May 24, 2021

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
