penis

when you have nothing to say during text so you respond with penis

guy 1: "I think flowers are pretty neat"

guy 2: "penis"

by mewhenballs October 7, 2022

Peni mcneni

Peni mcneni refers to a heater for the penis. Covering shaft and balls

Holy f*ck is it cold thank god i brought my peni mcneni

by Monty phython April 25, 2019

Penis

Penis is a long things that males have. They use it to pee and cum all over socks,dishwashers,and more. They use their cum to make objects pregnet.

Omg did u see mommy and daddy having sex? I saw daddys penis hehe
You are 11 years old emma!

by Letmerubyoursweetwetpussy May 7, 2020

Penis Guy

you

you are penis guy

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

Penis

My Penis is so big

Why r u Gäste ? Oh My Penis is so big

by Funzelfister69 January 22, 2020

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them

“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”

by Toby magenta January 3, 2022

Penis

a funny word

P1: Penis
P2: Hehe

by da real penis man May 11, 2021