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Give me some helmet

Euphemism for oral sex used by decent men. It is wrong to say "give me head" since the penis already has a head, and what a head needs is a helmet.
George: "Would you like to give me some helmet, right after I pull it out from your vagina and/or rectum and just before I ejaculate?"

Ashley: "Yeah, baby, make me gag!!"
by Roadhorse August 27, 2008
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let me hold a hot

When one ask to get a dollar. Asking to hold a dollar.
"Damn, I forgot my wallet at home. Hey let me hold a hot."
by downtoit April 21, 2006
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Don't Call Me Skip

Expression referring to wanting to be included. A clever way of saying "don't skip me."
Todd: Hey, Bill, Do you want to drink 12 beers and go find some hookers?

Bill: Don't call me skip!
by EVANJM February 21, 2007
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give me some chicken

what black guys say when they want a girl to shake and or rub their bum on them.
black guy: "hey shorty, give me some chicken!"

girl: shakes her bum and then rubs it on black guy

black guy: "that's what i am talkin' about!"
by ceciliashroter October 2, 2007
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don't make me mad

1.A term originating in the geriatric community that describes a sense of wanting to be left to ones own devices.
2.A term indicating that one wishes to be right regardless of situation (usually the utterer is very very very wrong about a topic).
3.A way to cut a conversation that isn't going your way short.
nurse:Hey how you feeling today Mr.K.?

Mr.K: Oh I'm alright. I went home to see my wife last night.

nurse: Um Mr.K. I don't think you could go anywhere. This long term care facility...This IS your home. Besides you've been divorced for...

Mr.K: DON'T MAKE ME MAD!!!

Nurse: Okay fine you win.You went home last night.
by Bane Rivera February 27, 2004
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whack me off, buddy

whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.
Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!
by USAF Cadet August 8, 2021
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You don tell me

A phrase that drunk people repeat; sometimes the only thing that they are intelligent enough to say; also used towards a girl with a lot of attitude.
Joe: Dave, you piss drunk
Dave: You don tell me!
by Pheonixonearth May 30, 2006
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