National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass

Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips

by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020

National Icon Day

National Icon Day is January 13. On this day people everywhere are encouraged to celebrate their role model or icon. This day was created back in 2018 after people wanted to express their love and affection for their icons!

“Omg it’s national icon day” said Hudson.

“My icon is Beyoncé for National Icon Day” exclaimed Nora.

by Cristine Howard December 3, 2019

National Change Seat Day

On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.

Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”

by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019

National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

National Kiss Your Ex Day

National kiss your ex day is February 13th. Go text that favorite ex!

I have to hit up my ex to celebrate the national kiss your ex day!

by anonymous91638 February 11, 2025

National Cooter Day

National Cooter Day is November 9th. Celebrate your cooters today! They’ve been through a lot.

Lauren loves National Cooter Day and her cooter.

by susanna23 November 9, 2020

May 2nd national cooch pic day

You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it

You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"

by James_2000 May 2, 2024