deez nuts

taste nice and smell nice

I play with deez nuts, do you?

by sussybaka42069eedeeznuts April 4, 2022

nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.

She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.

by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023

Nut Coffee

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee

"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"

by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022

Deez Nuts

Nuts mean your private part, where pee comes from aka your bladder, so when some one say deez nuts, they are basically saying deez bladders. It’s basically a sussy joke

me: yo look it’s deez

other person: deez who

me: DEEZ NUTS AHAHAHAHAHAH

by Deez nuts sussy among us baka September 15, 2022

DEEZ NUTS

SUCK ON DEES NUTS

I ENJOY SUCKING ON DEEZ NUTS

by Ped O’Phyl September 21, 2023

No nut November

Every year the male gender try’s not to nut for a month

Guy: I successfully completed no nut November

by Ian is coll 1284 November 22, 2020

Top Nut

The highest price you're willing to pay for an item.

"My top nut on that is like 30 bucks."

by EhZStreet March 11, 2022