salty nut

When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody

Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut

by Saltynutexpert October 13, 2016

Nut

An action where a man takes his penis and releases sperm

He nutted all over the place

by Melvin Smelvin April 18, 2023

Nut

N-ever
U-ndersetimate
T-eachers

Nut all over the school!

by XxJavierxX October 17, 2020

Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.

Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

Nuts

When you say someone is nuts, you mean they are so ridiculous even to the point they don't realize this themselves. These people may not be aware of how crazy and extreme they come off to others either in how they talk about themselves, or their behaviors.

See that girl over there? I bet she doesn't know she looks like a fool talking like that. She's completely nuts and I feel bad for her family members. Sit down.

by nightcode7 September 29, 2019

Doo Doo Nuts

A slang for a homosexuals testicles

This guy tried to put his doo doo nuts in my mouth, he must be gay.

by Dankdicker January 30, 2018

accessibility nut

A female that is ridiculously easy to fuck

I love me bottom bitch shes such an accessibility nut, ill be beating guts all day

by bobus420 September 11, 2014