Deez Nuts

Very large, obtuse, and fat nuts

Hey can I touch your Deez Nuts?
You may touch Deez Nuts!

by therealandonlyrealman March 24, 2023

Deez nuts

A funny response referring to a man’s private area.

He peed out of deez nuts

by funi boi March 24, 2023

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe

The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!

by Big Karrot March 28, 2023

nut on your goof

To cum all over someone's goof.

"DONT MAKE ME NUT ON YOUR GOOF!"

by NyxxieQueen May 31, 2024

Nude nut

a bald person

John has no hair he’s a Fuccin nude nut!!!

by Porpodorpo June 3, 2024

Dee's big nuts

The 2nd greatest book in the world

"Have you seen dee's big nuts? i can't believe Mark Thunder made that book"

by Danby123e June 6, 2024

Dee's big nuts

The 2nd greatest book in the world

dude 1: "have you seen dee's big nuts? i can't believe someone would make that." dude 2: "no"

by Danby123e June 6, 2024