Scraping the shit off my back

To wipe away one's daily hassles.

The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

pet the kitty, piss off the kitty

The act of making someone happy just long enough to turn around and annoy them again, maintaining a balance that will keep the person around and under your thumb while still using and abusing them.

Her boss is playing pet the kitty, piss off the kitty with her, but she's catching on and about to walk out on his ass.

by wiccanferret October 28, 2008

Squirt one off in my ass

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.

Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!

by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017

Drop the Obamas off at the White House

To poop in the toilet

That General Tso's chicken made me drop the Obamas off at the White House

by Sarah Pali... err... nooobody December 9, 2008

rip my own face off

used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.

I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off

by sabrina collins May 23, 2015

Step The Fuck Off My Jock

A slang term meaning, back up, or give me my space. Very clingy girls tend to be told to "step the fuck off my jock".

Used in Cobra Starship's song, Smile For The Paparazzi.

Sure, she was hot, but in the end I had to tell her to step the fuck off my jock.

Yo, dude. Step the fuck off my jock!

by saporta:3 April 3, 2011

Drop The Black Kids Off At The Pool

the action of taking a crap or doing/fulfilling ones brown deeds

(Asian Kid goes to the bathroom for 10 minutes)

Person A: HAHA where have u been?!?!
Person B: YEA!!! WHERE?!?!?

Asian Kid: ChiLLLL, I had to drop the black kids off at the pool...

(Teacher gives Asian Kid two detentions...)

by Jew Bagel November 24, 2006