Nuts

(informal) Go to hell

"Nuts!" , said the commander to the request for surrender

by Apollo Not Food June 17, 2021

Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.

Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test

by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019

Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts, a slang term often used comedically in reference to ones testicles.

(Mark:) Do you know the rapper Willya?
(Theodore:) Willya Who?
(Mark:) Willya put Deez Nuts in your mouth!

by TheRealestVix May 14, 2022

nut shit

A shit that incorporates either nuts or corn (most of the time nuts) and sometimes sticks on to the asshole of its victims and causes major uncomfort in the ass-area.

Damn, a nut shit, (*sighs) this is so irrelevant to my day.

by Aqua June 2, 2016

Deez Nuts

Slang referring to a mans testicles

Person 1: I like to suck on Popsicles

Person 2: You like to suck on DEEZ NUTS

by Naughter September 21, 2016

Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.

His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.

by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022