No Nut November

A sacred month where you stop filling oreos and stop eating nuts and stop jerking off

Person 1: hey dude I'm gonna fail No Nut November

Person 2: wait it's NNN

by Justaidiot November 1, 2021

Omega Nut

Omega Nut. A Word Which describes your burning passion to nut in someone.

Example:
Boy 1. Woah! Do you see Emma over there?
Boy 2. Yup, Omega Nut my boy.
Boy 1. Wish I could.

by Nutter42 May 3, 2018

nuts

two big delicious things that sag at the bottom of your penis. men and women alike love to suck on these just because theyre so good.

Jodi: Damn he's really going at it.
John: Yeah, this man whore loves my big juicy nuts.

by nutsucker4000 July 9, 2022

Nut Tuck Swig

When you take a shot of alcohol then get kicked in the go-nads (nuts). A.K.A. A Texas Hold ‘Em

My brother hit me with the nut tuck swig when I went for my chaser

by anonymous March 8, 2024

heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014

Nostalgia Nut

A nostalgic memory from something you like (like a video game you used to play) and that nostalgia is so good it gives you a mental orgasm

Person 1: Dude, I was playing skyrim the other day and when the soundtrack kicked in I got a weird mental orgasm

Person 2: Oh I feel you, its like a nostalgia nut, right?

Person 1: EXACTLY!

by Harolds BJBJ's December 3, 2019

nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019