Vadge bagged

Instead of men screwing women over, this is the term used when a woman screws a man over.

"I caught him cheating on me, so I vadge bagged him over before he had the opportunity to cheat anymore!"

by Brok702 March 12, 2009

Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")

My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!

by lost_number August 17, 2016

Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.

Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.

by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015

Chai bagging

The act of tea bagging (when a man puts his scrotum in another person’s mouth) when the participants are of Indian ethnic origin.

My Indian boyfriend asked me If we could try chai bagging him tonight.

by Notme1979 October 10, 2019

Charlotte-bagging

Surreptitiously collecting food at a public event to bring home and snack on later.

Charon came to the Christnmas celebration and was Charlotte-bagging all the nußecke.

After this event I'm fina Charlotte-bag the hell outta the Mexican Tea Cakes.

Bro, I so hate when you show up to family supper pick up, and there's all these pineapple shalom sisters Charlotte-bagging all the kiwis.

by The.blue.flower. October 19, 2025

douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.

I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.

by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009