by Skskskieuebens July 18, 2021

A tasty set of two balls that hang under a man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A word of advice: if you have nuts, don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.
Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
by GayShell January 13, 2024

when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time
Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!
by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018

by Mckinney1 March 8, 2017

Someone who has a lot of Swag Money ¥olo. And likes to call the moon mars & wishes that Elon musk would take us to the moon already. Also donated to Kony 2012
by N78-Dawg September 3, 2020

guy 1:bro i just ate a nut topia i made and my friend helped me
guy 2:that sound delish can i have some
guy 3: what the fuck is wrong with you two faggs
guy 2:that sound delish can i have some
guy 3: what the fuck is wrong with you two faggs
by wizard 101 rocks June 18, 2018

by Phaunt September 19, 2017
