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Hot Girl Bummer

Woman that changes hair daily, sharp with the tongue, plays loud and inappropriate music and doesn’t take crap from no one
Brigette, with her new red highlights, turned on Hot Girl Bummer at 805 am and disturbed everyone and wouldn’t turn it down. She may be the true Hot Girl Bummer.
by Sedamsville14 September 10, 2020
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HOT n' READY

Aroused and ready to engage in sexual activity.
Yo mamas like a little Cesar pizza HOT n' Ready 4 five bucks!
by bougie bourgeois February 14, 2012
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Hot Carl

A hot carl is where you are masterbating and you give your penis an indian burn.
She totally gave me a hot carl, and it fuckin hurt.
by David Elpers August 30, 2006
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Hot Cheeto Phlegm

Left over Hot Cheeto chili residue in your throat while eating Hot Cheetos. Very difficult to get rid of and mildly annoying.
Fred: man i got da munchies dawg!

Jeff: want some flamin cheetos mah man?

Fred: nuh uh, those shits give me da hot cheeto phlegm.

Jeff: it aint easy bein cheesy...
by dannyram January 25, 2010
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Hot Paste and Salt

Hot paste and salt is the taste and texture described for male cum.
Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.

Us: So what does pussy taste like?

Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.

Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.

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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.

Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?

Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!

Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.

Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
by JestyCat August 5, 2010
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Flammin' Hot Butthole

After consuming an entire bag of the delicious Flammin' Hot Cheetos, before bed. You will arise in the morning needing to leave some wolf bait aka releasing feces. At this point you will realize that you have made a bad choice. You're rear end will then feel as if you have been inhaling, the previously stated, Flammin' Hot Cheetos, directly into you're butthole.
Kid: ahhhh, arrgggghhh, awwwww, my tender anus.

Mother: Whats wrong honey.
Kid: Too many flammin' hot cheetos
Mother:(To father) I think our son has a Flammin' hot butthole.
by Christmas Tang September 2, 2010
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hot glue gun

the penis, especially when ejaculating. release of some hot, sticky, 'mucilage' sometimes resulting in the eventual appearance of an uninvited 'guest'!
can you come over on thursday? (response:) i guess so, i'll just be playing with my hot glue gun!

made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
by michael foolsley May 12, 2014
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