Chandler Texas

The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.

Incest infested.

Staff infested.

Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.

Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.

If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.

Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.

Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.

And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.

Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off

Wow, Chandler Texas, is full of cross dressers.

My mama gave me my first bump in Chandler texas.

by Dopehousemind June 14, 2022

West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA

O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!

by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022

Princess texter

When a male friend is asked a question and
doesn't acknowledge it. He tries to curve the
question and not answer it texting about other
things. He is princess texting his way around the
topic like a girl would.

Messy mike: Yoo, did you fuck with that one girl from the addy?

Johnny topside: We just chilled in the room and did things.

Messy mike: That mean you guys did fuck huh?

Johnny topside: You know we vibed and shit.

Messy mike: Right, but you did fuck her right? How was it?

Johnny topside: Not going to lie she was cool.
Messy mike: Why you being a princess texter bro did you guys fuck or nah? You just avoiding the question a lot.

by Zuperior Daddy July 16, 2022

Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep

Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"

by lilthoughtie July 16, 2022

Tantric Texting

After you swipe right and start an online relationship with someone long distance, sexting with them for an extended period of time until you finally fuck them in person.

The tantric texting held me over until he traveled 935 miles to meet, and fuck, me in person.

by Prince Hairy August 5, 2022

Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.

"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."

by moneybaggs7 August 6, 2022

Avalanche Texter

Someone who buries you with a string of texts, in quick succession.

“She sent me like, a hundred texts in less than a minute. She’s an Avalanche Texter”.

by Mr. Kenneth Banya August 16, 2022