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Nut pod

Nut pod is when you jerk off, and you cum into a juul pod. Then vape it will shoving your thumb up your ass
James may hit his nut pod while blushing
by Vapegod69nuttt November 7, 2020
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Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off
My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.
by Windawhoa March 11, 2023
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accessibility nut

A female that is ridiculously easy to fuck
I love me bottom bitch shes such an accessibility nut, ill be beating guts all day
by bobus420 September 11, 2014
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Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off
She was hazel-nutting him good
by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017
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Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
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Nut November

The straight opposite of the so called event "No Nut November".
No nut november is a event that suggests that all men should avoid not masturbating during the month of november.

Nut November is a campaign that stands for men being allowed to ejaculate during the month of november.
Dude it's Nut november!

Screw no nut november, we're doing Nut november.
by HANNESP November 5, 2018
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Phantom nut

When you cum but no cum leaves you penis
Bro me and that cute bitch were fucking all night to the point I started phantom nuting
by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023
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