Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
Get the The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmaresmug. To sneeze
by Wafflebender April 24, 2015
Get the Nasal Nutmug. Oh, Nuts and Boltsacks!
by GallopingSausage June 12, 2018
Get the Nuts and Boltsacksmug. by MILFDAD69 September 18, 2018
Get the Nut-tasticmug. An orgasm involving the prostate gland and penis for a combined orgasm.
For those born with male sex organs, they have a prostate gland, which when massaged in a rythmic manner, will produce an orgasm that is several times more intense, lasting several times longer than a normal male orgasm. If, also stimulating the penis, the prostate orgasm and penile orgasm, can be combined for intensely heightened pleasure.
Trans women, who have undergone full reassignment, usually can experience the prostate orgasm through stimulation of the vaginal cavity. This has been shown in active MRI scans to be the same as a female g-spot orgasm.
For those born with male sex organs, they have a prostate gland, which when massaged in a rythmic manner, will produce an orgasm that is several times more intense, lasting several times longer than a normal male orgasm. If, also stimulating the penis, the prostate orgasm and penile orgasm, can be combined for intensely heightened pleasure.
Trans women, who have undergone full reassignment, usually can experience the prostate orgasm through stimulation of the vaginal cavity. This has been shown in active MRI scans to be the same as a female g-spot orgasm.
I got the Lovense Edge, and gave my girlfriend control over it using her phone, and she made me totally p-nut last night!
by Renutee April 14, 2020
Get the P-nutmug. by wilcox is not anyones bitch June 26, 2009
Get the cherrie nutsmug. Deez Nuts is a joke made about someone's testis. It has many variations and can be said in many ways, however the best effect is created when paired with words ending with letter "D".
by Mjan October 31, 2022
Get the Deez Nutsmug.