Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 30, 2019

Man Time

DMV Slang as if someone is serious

Stop messing with me man time before I do something to you

by dmv_ron May 17, 2022

log time

When a couple spends time in the county with a campfire of logs, having copious amounts of sex

Honey, let's have some log time this weekend.

by Tom4775i January 03, 2016

Cashier Time

Suggestive games on roblox and videos on youtube involving the roblox cashier.

"I searched cashier time on roblox and was horrified by the results."

by Freaky_Fesh May 31, 2023

Barb Time

An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.

Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”

by Feeling Ethiopian December 28, 2019

when i don't have time

opposite of "when i have time"

when i don't have time i usually do some work

by bitch1324yolo June 30, 2017

Times Square Sunscreen

A type of sunscreen found only on the streets. Organically made, this is not high is SPF.

Brendan, wasted again, passed out on the corner. His drunk ass friends took a piss where he was laying, covering him in some Times Square Sunscreen.

by Kobrakys June 10, 2021