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wheel monkey 

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

Kelpy Monkey

A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.
A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..
Kelpy Monkey by anonymous May 5, 2021

Grease Monkey 

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

Junkie Monkey 

Nickname for people that do drugs and is built like a Junkie
Fucken oath lad, you're a Junkie Monkey looking like that.
Junkie Monkey by JunkieMonke May 18, 2021

Piss monkey 

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey
Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck
Piss monkey by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021