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Jack

Jack is charismatic and doesn't care about being a cheater, full of lies and deceit. Massive arsehole with an even bigger head. Stay away from boys called jack.
‘Oh god he was such an arsehole a pretentious arsehole... what was his name?’
‘ with a attitude like that probably a jack’
by Callie songhurst November 14, 2019
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Jack

A british jackass that annoys the fuck out of others, also known as Anon, will most likely lurk underneath your bed requesting to play video games
"That guy is such a Jack, look at him,"
"Oh yeah, he called me his m8 one day"
"he called me a faggot"
by stitchez July 7, 2014
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Jack blast

Another phrase for ejaculation or cum shot. Very useful for celebrity jack black.
Man after watching "Latina takes rock hard maraca in the ass" I jack blasted so hard!
by Kevin boi May 23, 2016
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Speaker Jack

Most commonly occurring in a committed relationship or close proximity roommate situation. It is the act of putting ones own show/music/etc on speakers before the other domestic resident can put theirs on speakers, thus forcing them to use headphones. Most relevant when the other party had theirs on speakers first, and due to an interruption they paused/muted their sound, and upon cessation of the interruption, the first party puts their audible content on speakers.
- WTF? I was watching DS:9!
- Hah! Speaker Jacked, bitch!
by Shaytan July 5, 2010
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Stealth Jack

The use of the word is done so in which to trick someone during the game of Bullshit / Cheat / I Doubt It, not just restricted to jacks but to your personal favourite card. This is used to make someone think you are bullshitting, or to people that know you more well, make them think you are in fact not bullshitting.
You: Yeah I place down a stealth jack...I mean a 7
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit

or

You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*
by iBroadwell March 9, 2015
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Jack the ripper

Aaron Kozminski, although many call cases unsolved, it was solved by police.
Who was Jack the Ripper?
Aaron Kozminski.
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jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
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