a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid
by Beavcoonn January 8, 2018
Get the penis pilgrimagemug. When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
by anonymous December 22, 2021
Get the welfare penismug. The scariest part of anybody. When it gets emotional it will erect itself as a tower of doom. When it's small, don't laugh, it will use it's power of mushyness.
Person 1: BRO.. do you have a big dick?
Person 2: Dude, what? Of course not, my name starts with S, I have almost no penis.
Person 2: Dude, what? Of course not, my name starts with S, I have almost no penis.
by Qutie137 March 2, 2022
Get the Penismug. A huge mountainformation on Mars that is called "Marks Penis From Mars". The Name comes from the person who saw this awesome mountainformation first...
Its a Definition for a special and huge type of men's joystick
Its a Definition for a special and huge type of men's joystick
by Wastlwastl July 27, 2017
Get the Marks penis from Marsmug. A stunning masterpiece, the one and only thing on this earth to wake up for. The magic of an erect, hard, firm, bulging rock hard cock is just so pleasurable to one they cannot stop the urge to drool all over it, the massive veins when it's at its peak of its blood circulation is just incredible.
He was asleep, so I tied him up ever so quietly and gently not to wake him. I forced 4 viagra without lube ;) as far as my tools on hand would let me take them far up inside his asshole. He awoke suddenly, saying 'what the fuck are you doing you pyscho cunt' "I said 'shut the fuck up and take it like a good boy should" smacked him clean across the face with a baseball bat, not so hard as to knock him the fuck out very hard to hold back I must say but the master plan was to have that 9.5 inch PENIS hard as the the metal pole that he was next to take in his now enlarged rectum.
by Pycho Dick Blower March 15, 2023
Get the Penismug. by Dankali February 23, 2022
Get the Penismug. A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
Get the Micro penismug.