Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

Monkey

1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)

Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.

by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

by Dj Fish May 16, 2003

Monkey Monkey Monkey

some stupid ass thing gorilla tag kids say when they get tagged ig. jmancurly said it and then the stinky 5 year olds started screaming it.

You: "Haha get tagged!"
Kid: "Monkey monkey monkey!"
You: "Kys."

by thereareantsinmyskin May 22, 2022

Monkey

Kofi (Kofi's) - Noun used to descrive an action or the presence of a Kofi

The monkey had a red iphone xr... cringe

by Kofi's masa February 16, 2023

Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are

Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys

by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021

Albino sea monkeys

sperm, cum, semen, etc

no i refuse to accept your albino sea monkeys

by sugma1232 December 29, 2022