we like 5g

friend group full of the gayest people ever and we love valorant

"didn't that kid call me a slur the other day"
"yeah but they use discord and theyre in a server called we like 5g its ok"

by doodoofartheadpoop January 12, 2022

Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.

Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"

by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022

patrick swayse like

Saying hello from the afterlife

With that flavor fave from the shared moments back in the day

Tony the tiler wrote so many definitions in Urban dictionary. Many used Kat in the definition, some she wrote and let him gleen. He set it up she gets a mug every valentine's day even if he passes first.
Romance all Patrick Swayse like

by Tonythetiler January 16, 2022

Bougie like natty

Banging your mom with a 18-inch double sided dildo while your dad licks your asshole

Bougie like natty in a strafoam squeak, squeak, in the truck bed all the way home

by Potato lover 69 January 16, 2022

was like

a substitute for 'was like' used if the quote is paraphrased

I was like 'bitch i got my own croissants I don't need your cheap ass dollar tree garbage' and Carley was like 'this is why you aint got no fuckin money.'

by qpalzmdic January 19, 2022

built like a utility pole

Extremely lanky, tall and skinny, like a utility pole

That Mfer over there built like a utility pole!

by ichitaraaa January 20, 2022

Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”

Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”

by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022