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Jack Giffin

A totally normal person with nothing strange and no other account on Urban Dictionary.
This is the one true account of Jack Giffin here on UD!
by Jack Giffin November 9, 2024
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Jack Doherty

Cocomelon for 5 year olds whose parents have left them.
“Do u watch jack doherty?”
“Yes”
“Ok then please get the fuck out of my sight cuz ur parents left u”
by BrxndNxwRhxroaa sucks dick November 12, 2024
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Jack mop

A slang term for a motorized floor scrubbing machine that's used to clean restraunt and large scale kitchens.
After sweeping the floor of the walk in freezer, I used the Jack mop to clean it throughly.
by DantheMachoman November 20, 2024
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Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
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Jack

Generally a term for a stud with a very huge schlong (10-14 inches). He is the hottest dude to walk this Earth, and would be able to steal your mother in a matter of seconds. He is very good at sticking it in Olivier's mother especially and sings "Just Dance" as he does so, pumping at the beat. He completely satisfies every women/man that he fucks but he is never gay, since he is the straightest dude you will ever meet. Also has an average of a 20 inch bicep, a 200kg bench, a 300 kg deadlift, a 300kg squat and is straight yolked.
I want Jack inside of me
by massivedickguy485 November 27, 2024
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Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.
Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.
by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024
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Jack DeRabbie

a young african american with a ginemenasaurus bunda, capable of creating 50 kmh winds when he throws that shit back.
I ate out Jack DeRabbie
by DariusAhmad December 1, 2024
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